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The power of this cannot be overstated. Imagine this:
You: "Please tidy your room"
Child: “I’ll do it later.”
You: presses button
Child: “HEY! What happened to the WiFi?!”
You: “You will clean your room.”
Child: “I will clean my room.”
There are a few key tools every modern parent should have in their arsenal: a well-timed eyebrow raise, a completely unrealistic consequence that you will never actually follow through on, and—most importantly—the ability to control the WiFi.
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Enter the Deco app, a true gift to frazzled parents everywhere. Not only does it extend your WiFi signal throughout the house (goodbye, complaints about lagging Minecraft worlds), but it also allows you to switch off a single user’s entire collection of devices with a single tap. That’s right—phones, tablets, laptops, gaming consoles—poof. No more bargaining, no more empty threats. Just swift, merciless digital silence.
Is it ethically questionable to harness the force of the internet for parental control? Maybe. Is it effective? Absolutely. Some might say it’s the modern equivalent of taking the bedroom door off its hinges, but with 100% less effort and a much quicker compliance rate.
The Deco app also lets you set schedules, so you can stop your little night owls from sneaking onto YouTube at 2 AM. No more pretending to be asleep while somehow maintaining a solid KD ratio in Fortnite. And if you’ve got a partner who mysteriously ‘forgets’ to get off their phone at night, well… let’s just say the power extends beyond the children.
So, if you’re tired of endless negotiations, repetitive nagging, and generally feeling like your parenting toolkit is lacking a little oomph, give Deco a try. With one tap, you can reclaim your household, reinforce your authority, and experience the sheer delight of watching your children suddenly become very motivated.
Welcome to the WiFi Jedi Order. Use your powers wisely.
Alison x
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